Cabbage

to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.

FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.

by erverderh_kerderverh September 13, 2012

Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.

*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

Hippie Cabbage

Cannabis.

Hey! Would you like to smoke some hippie cabbage?

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009

Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016

Banana cabana

Slang for a Psychiatric hospital. Famously coined by Bart Simpson.

"Hey, why Is Pete eating his own shit"
"Oh, he's from the banana cabana"

by Gonk_Droid January 11, 2019

burnt cabbage

the term that one would use for cinnamon roll but the person is more stupid than pure.

Wow! Jon sure is sweet, but he’s a moron! What a piece of burnt cabbage!

by Cup-o-noodles May 11, 2019

Savage cabbage

Savage cabbage is the loudest bud man has ever smoked. Originating from the most notorious groppers of Hertfordshire. It is a form of genetically engineered super skunk that leaves its users in a incapacitated state after one boof

“Juss copped an 8th of savage cabbage”
“Fuck is savage cabbage?”
*takes one boof*
-gone

Ollie: “george just niced me a z of savage cabbage”

-carnage

by mandem_1 July 14, 2020