Cradling

A sex act where you stick one fist down your partners mouth, another up the anus, then lift and rock them back and forth like a baby.

I was cradling the shit out of Anita last night. Literally.

by Anitathepeniseater September 3, 2021

cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.

"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

corado

A Corado is the quirkiest yet sexiest man out there. They can be really sweet and awkward but also a freak in the sheets.

Corado’s a very complex and caring individuals, with a very dark sense of humor, and very pleasing cocks. Their combination of sweetness and darkness is the ultimate rarity.

I throb when I’m around Corado.

by Z to the o to the e November 23, 2021

Cradley Heath

A shithole town in the middle of Birmingham where nothing happens and everyone is inbred . The number one landmark in Cradely Heath is the Big Tesco

“Cradley Heath is a fucking shithole !!”

by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.

I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.

by TheJewishWonder April 24, 2019

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

crad-dick

a craddock aka an evil doctor

I bet that crad-dick is rubbing my 80 dollars for five minutes all over his swamp crotch that he got from sitting on his ass all day spewing bullshit at his patients, man what a ratfucksonofabitch!

by dontyousayfucktomeyoufuckingman July 29, 2004