Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.

1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital

by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

cougarfish

a hybrid of a cougar, a fish, and chuck norris

Jon: GEORGIANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!
Cougarfish: AU! AU! AU!

by Cougar Fisher February 22, 2011

Cougar Nip

(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.

Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!

by Little Boo May 8, 2011

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

Cougar-esque

A person with traits or attributes of an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with much younger men.

In the hot tub of that swingers club, I meet a cougar-esque lady. She wasn't quite a cougar because she turned out to be a drag queen.

by rabriate September 6, 2012