constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 9, 2022

Constipation

renee is constipated

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016

by weinislover911 May 25, 2022

nonstipated

The state of not being constipated, or having great productivity in matters of the restroom.

“Dude, I’ve been eating this new high fiber cereal, and I am seriously nonstipated.”

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi January 7, 2023

CUMSTIPATED

When your anus is all blocked up from tooxmuch Anal sec that you can't shit

Oh Adam, you've filled my arse with so much cum I can't shit!

Oh Stephanie I'm so sorry "what can I say, you're cumstipated 🎶"

by ⭐️StarLord February 22, 2023

constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Cuntstipated

Dealing with to many cunts in a day

I am completely cuntstipated right now!!!

by Shrimpstaaa October 16, 2023