Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

Confession fucking

To have sex with A.) a Nun whilst in a coffesion booth, or B.) a Priest whilst in the confession booth

A.) Ey' dude I was in church yesterday, and I gave this nun a good confession fucking!

B.) I was in church three days ago and you wont believe it but, my priest confession fucked me!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

dashboard confessional

a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs

Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's

by pablo rainman May 4, 2006

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

dashboard confessional

They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.

Dashboard talks about real things

Ja rule makes everything up

by DashboardConfessionalLover92 April 10, 2005