When someone is smoking "purple" marijuana, they're said to be blowing out "purple smoke" aka "purple clouds".
Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
by dgad87 July 13, 2012
Get the Purple Cloudsmug. When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
by MK9903 April 14, 2012
Get the Cum cloudmug. While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
by Goofnut December 11, 2017
Get the White Cloudmug. by JesusChrist321 February 8, 2022
Get the Cloud 9mug. The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.
by holyfrickily January 18, 2015
Get the dream cloudmug. To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
Get the shart cloudmug. Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.
by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017
Get the warm cloudmug.