Clap wood

Masturbating

Man I woke up with morning wood and had to clap wood for it to subside.

by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026

Clap Train

Having an Std and infecting multiple people

Can you believe she started the clap train

by Cookietwister July 30, 2025

Boob clap

The clapping of a woman's boobs when you're having sex with her while standing and her slightly bent over. As if they are applauding the performance. Size does matter. A good mirror can only help.

Her "boob clap"applauded as if the show ended.

by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Ratchet Clap

A clap ratchet people use to emphasize a point or statement. Also used when arguing.

She ratchet clapped me before going all Sharkeisha.

by Alexandria Princess May 3, 2014

Shady Clap

When a girl has large booty lumps, enough that they could shadily clap together when she walks

ML: yoo, she look good!

CB: damn straight, she got the shady clap!

by momofizzlecertifiedizzle March 2, 2011

Nolia clap

The sound of gunshots in the old Magnolia projects of New Orleans, heard from a distance and thus sounding like a loud clap. Track by Juvenile, Wacko, and Skip that has nothing to do with a bitch ass cheeks smackin'...

Y'all hear that Nolia clap? Some shit must be goin' down in the jects, lil wodie pry jus got his wig split.

by HB VL September 18, 2013