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butter-balling

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 11, 2008
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Stud Butter

The fluid from a male orgasm.
Cum,Jizz,Semen
I spread my Stud Butter all over her face.

She was giving me head and she gobbled up all my Stud Butter.
by S7S February 15, 2009
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baby butter

The kind of butter that makes a woman fat, in a pregnant sort of way, if it enters through vaginal intercourse. Ironically, this butter can be part of a fat free diet if consumed orally. The latter use is recommended for most women. Also commonly referred to as semen, jizz, love spit, etc.
Her: Rub some cocoa butter on my back, honey!

Him: I'd rather put some baby butter on your face, dear...
by -Matt Young, USMC January 2, 2008
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Gerard Butler

An actor from Scotland who is best known for his work in The Phantom of the Opera, 300, P.S: I Love You, RocknRolla, The Ugly Truth and most recently, Law-Abiding Citizen and How to Train Your Dragon. He started out as a lawyer before switching to acting. He tends to either be commended or slaughtered (usually slaughtered) for his singing in The Phantom of the Opera, since prior to accepting the role he had not undergone any long-term voice lessons and is not primarily a singer. He retains his Scottish accent to this day, which makes the fangirls go crazy, and is responsible for making the words "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" known all over the world. He's also known as one of the nicest celebrities around, and is extremely funny!
There goes Gerard Butler in The Phantom of the Opera again...I don't care what they say, I like his voice!
by amorailuv July 26, 2010
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Butterbar

A 2nd Lieutenant in US Armed Forces, specifically the Marine Corps. "Butterbar", a reference to the gold bar rank insignia worn on the uniform, is a term generally used in a condescending or patronizing manner towards a boot lieutanant that thinks he knows everything, yet couldn't lead the way out of his own ass with a map and flashlight.

After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.

Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.

After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.
Phrases often heard from a Butterbar:

"In my experience..."

"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)

"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)
by Salusa March 1, 2008
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peanut butter legs

by Fanny Batter August 9, 2005
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penis butter

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!
by spann twin February 28, 2011
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