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Bullshit Society

When White Society brain-washes one into believing that everything in this country is Golden. Got Blacks using skin cream lighteners while their Bitches pay money and get spray tans, cook in the sun getting skin cancer and laying in tanning booths. Blacks rank on each other for having Big Lips while White people get theirs injected by Freak ass Docs like Arney. Got Michael Cutting off his nose and Bleaching his body. Immigrants get more respect than Citizens. Blame all this Countries fucked us Shit on Pres. Obama, while Bush gets owned on Jim Beam. "Bullshit Society"
When Juan Williams got fired from NPR for talking to Bill O' Reilly regarding Muslims in this country; Bullshit Society. Society persecutes minority drug addicts while Lindsey Lohan keeps getting Probation; Bullshit Society.
by Keepingit onehundred November 5, 2010
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Next level bullshit

When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.
"Dude the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't just bullshit. Its some next level bullshit. Like there is no point of going any further with this explanation dude. YOU'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
by exterminator2100 April 13, 2014
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Money Talks; Bullshit Walks

Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.
Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.
by TeddyB December 24, 2009
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bullshit speak

Unnecessary words that executives use to make a statement seem more interesting, more informative, more important, or in the case of a report on a company's quarterly losses, more optimistic and less forewarning of people losing their jobs. Your manager uses bullshit speak when he's telling you why you were "laid off" (read: fired because he doesn't like you).

Bullshit speak consists of rarely-used words, words being misused, and on occasion, entirely made-up words.

Whenever LG's fridges, Sony's laptops, or Honda's airbags are blowing up in people's faces, you can be sure that a bunch of reassuring bullshit speak will follow, accompanied by a lot of out-of-court settlements.
Bullshit speak:
We are placing the stock under review, as we parse out how much of the disappointing quarter results can be chalked up to cyclicality and how much was the result of structural issues that have longer-term implications.

Colloquial English:
We're taking a closer look at the tacky garbage that we sell, as we figure out how much of the losses this past 3 months are because we're selling Halloween decorations at Easter, and how much of it is due to to us hiring carpenters to make cupcakes.
by brightshade782 December 30, 2011
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bullshit

Idiot - Hey I just licked a donkeys ass

Dumbass - Complete bullshit!
by Shithead4321 July 16, 2014
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On dat bullshit

Representing, being about, or talking 'bout some stuff dont nobody really wanna hear about 'cause its not that serious or important.(Usually aimed to get on somebodys nerves, and it does.)
"Ma miggah....why is you ova here wit all dis ryte, aint nobody tryna hear yo ass b on dat bullshit,go somewhere."
by ~*C.N.F ChiiCk*~ January 21, 2009
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bullshit

A cross of a bulldog and a shitzu.
Man, look at that ugly-ass bullshit walking down the street!
by dveltmands October 28, 2010
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