buffet lunch

The act of fisting a person anally, usually accompanied with a war cry of sorts.

"Hey, would you like a buffet lunch?"
"Yeah, sure." (thinking that they are being offered a lunch at a buffet restaurant)
"BYAH!"
"ARGH!"

by Captain Sweetness October 2, 2008

pussy buffet

a large amoumt of girl lined up legs spread for you to eat out as many as you want to

bro i went to a party and ate five at the pussy buffet

by hibob111 April 15, 2014

Buffted

A level above being extremely ripped

Man all this working out is getting me really BUFFTED !

by david 29 April 5, 2009

buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

by kernelab January 15, 2016

curry buffet

an easy or promiscuous girl; any booty call in general, particularly someone who is a booty call for many people

"Hey that girl's pretty."
"Who, her? no way man, half the school's been to that curry buffet."
--or--
"That girl's an all day curry buffet" ("all day" can be replaced with "all-you-can-eat")

by DarkKnight1234567990 January 22, 2009

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Vegas Buffet

(n). The sexual act of giving oral to a line of hookers one after the other. Also known as a shrimp and clam buffet. It's often never spoken of again due to the fact that it's usually a drunken escapade while coincidentally: in Vegas.

Note: Elvis costume is optional

I had to pay $400 total for that Vegas Buffet. Most places charge $10.

by Local Virgin December 14, 2010