Breakfast Sandwich 

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

Breakfast Sandwich by PDawgRukus April 15, 2009

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008

breakfast ham-bone 

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

breakfast food

Breakfast food - drug dealer for HASH purified resin prepared from the flowering tops of the female cannabis plant.

"Hey you got those four ozzy records of breakfast food"

breakfast food by c13 November 3, 2007

breakfast of champions 

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

breakfast of champions, it will change your life.

breakfast of champions by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006

Breakfast of Champions 

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

Breakfast of Champions by Meik April 2, 2003

Breakfast Punch 

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"

"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

Breakfast Punch by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009