shred bread

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019

Bed Bread

A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.

"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"

by loblo September 14, 2014

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

bread

another word for beer

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.

by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011

Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)

Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!

by grimesenberg December 22, 2015