Fear Boner

Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.

Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.

by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019

Reverse-Boner

When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"

by Themasterofreverse-boners November 10, 2011

Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

by D-bo January 20, 2007

boner fuel

Anything that gives a guy cause to have a big fat erection.

There's so much boner fuel in the room that I'll be hard all night.

by guy surrounded by boner fuel January 2, 2008

boner count

How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.

Example:

Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"

Erica: "it must be through the roof"

by bonerpatrol1234567 October 1, 2013

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016