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Hollywood Handler 

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
Hollywood Handler by Pale Rider August 2, 2007
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Mr/Mrs. Hollywood 

Someone who always wants to be popular and with the "in" crowd. Hollywood for short
That celebrity is such a Mr/Mrs. Hollywood
Mr/Mrs. Hollywood by red892 May 25, 2010

Hollywood Scratch 

When in a blockbuster action film, after the main actor has saved the world, killed hundreds of arabs/russians/aliens/zombies (delete as appropriate) and survived several other deadly situations, he comes out with only a small scratch on his face, which usually actually makes him look cooler, instead of looking battered, tired and pissed off like he would in real life.
The {Hollywood Scratch} is often seen im anything by arnold schwarzenegger or sylvester stallone:
Person 1: 'Jesus Arnie just saved the world, but he looks fine. He's only got a little cut on him'
Person 2: 'This isn't real man, its Hollywood, and that's not a real cut, its a Hollywood Scratch '
Hollywood Scratch by Dilated_Junkie September 10, 2005

Hollywood Freeway Chicken

Aspiring actress who goes to Hollywood in search of her dreams but finds only heartbreak. In a flurry of tears she takes off in an old worn-down car, never to be seen again.
I thought Susan had potential, but she turned out to be just another hollywood freeway chicken.

Hollywood Whore 

Usually a person in Hollywood who changes themselves into music, writing, modeling etc. Industry standards and becomes someone who they are not to fit into celebrity popularity standards.
Person #1: I want to go out with Selena Gomez so I can go to this popular all- star party and pretend she’s my date to get noticed by other celebrities who aren’t her.

Person # 2: Don’t you think that so a bit over excessive and also becoming someone you are not? Like- I don’t know... impersonating a celebrity to become famous or a Hollywood whore?

Person #3 : I don’t know man. All I know is that Miss Jackson and a whole bunch of other women will be at this party. So.. if you tell me not to go, I’m going anyways!
Person #1: ok, Hollywood Whore. I’ll catch up later. Bye!
Hollywood Whore by Jane Fairchild February 19, 2020

Perfectly Hollywood 

Having the qualities and looks that are perceived to be Hollywood's standard of beauty, aesthetically pleasing. Perfect body, perfect smile, perfect affect, perfect manner of dress, etc. Completely without visual imperfections.

Unnaturally beautiful, beauty that sends a jolt.

The quality of ethereal beauty as in vampire lore.
That guy, Kris, on Facebook is Perfectly Hollywood!!!

Halle Berry is SO Perfectly Hollywood.

I loved that vampire in "Queen of the Damned". He was positively, Perfectly Hollywood!

Before you go to Hollywood 

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.
Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?