british porn

a type of porn in which there is no sexual activity/intercourse going on.

King george: you know mariam we could have a sexual intercourse right now.

Mariam: oh yes we could.

King george: but lets not.
this is british porn.

by dilbaid2 April 25, 2009

British

A slightly eccentric but brilliant people who live in the British Isles. We are generally seen as quite snobby and cold but that's mainly down to our awkwardness when it comes to social situations. This is where our love of talking about the weather comes in handy as it is a universal ice breaker which we Brits use a lot. Luckily for us our weather is weird enough to make it quite an interesting and lengthy conversation. We also seem to be disliked for our sense of humour which can, if misunderstood, seem rude but to us sarcasm is a second language and its actually really funny if you get it. Oh also we probably are a bit obsessed with tea but then again its awesome.

Also we are not all racists who hate other countries, in fact that's only a small minority of the population. I personally think Americans are awesome and one of my favourite things about them is their presentation of the British in their TV programmes however inaccurate and non representing of the rest of Britain they are.

brit 1: hi

brit 2: hi

<awkward pause>

brit 1: so what is up with the weather?

brit 2: I know its so weird right...

<awkwardness avoided, British style>

by president of the berry club November 5, 2011

British Torture

A form of torture administered by the British by forcing the victim to watch reruns of the Benny Hill Show until he submits. By world standards, this is considered to be a cruel and brutal form of torture.

The captured spy confessed to international espionage after receiving 40 minutes of British torture.

by Maxwell November 7, 2004

Boitiku

Acronym for the phrase "Bend Over, I Think I Know You"

I wasn't sure if that was Shenanandra, so I said "Boitiku"

by Younce Hunnicutt January 1, 2009

British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

by RachelDC March 14, 2010

British Upper Decker

To poop on the floor on the top level of a double decker bus.

Someone was in the first level bathroom so Becky pulled a British Upper Decker.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

British Invasion

When a man of British descent or directly from Britain has sex with an American. Given its name from the American Revolution against Britian in 1776, this act can be performed orally vaginally or analy.

Lynn: "how was your date with that guy from the UK last night?"

Claire: "it was great, he ended up giving me a British Invasion!"

by Anaanonymous July 6, 2016