blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

binking my bonk

when somone just keeps riding your back and they just give you a hard time and cracking jokes at you or about you

chase is binking my bonk to the fullest extent in chemistry right now

by jimm johnsonn May 13, 2010

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Blaining

The act of being a rock god in your own mind, even if you have no musical talent at all. Extra points if you wear rock band shirt with sleeves cut off and ripped all the way down the side. Extra extra points if you yell "Yee! Yee!" to end all your sentences!

Got my tall can. Got my cut up White Zombie shirt on. I'm blaining so hard right now! Yee! Yee!

by The Cold One AC September 17, 2019

Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 4, 2010

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010