Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy

I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.

by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019

Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it

I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list

by Putitincider October 12, 2023

blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts

I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!

by Albu quirky April 23, 2018

Blizzarding

To have in you an enormous nut, then ejaculating into either a man or woman’s butt so hard that it travels up the intestines, through the esophagus, and out the mouth.

I ended up blizzarding her because it was December 1st, the day after No Nut November.

by The Blue Blumpkin April 29, 2024

blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.

The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .

by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024