No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019

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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

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i am bless

The phrase "I am bless" is an example of internet slang or a meme that has emerged from online communities. It is a playful alteration of the phrase "I am blessed" and is often used humorously or ironically to express gratitude or contentment. The intentional misspelling and grammatical error in the phrase add to its charm and make it more memorable.

Internet culture frequently involves the creation and adoption of new phrases, words, and memes, often characterized by their informality and humor. These phrases can spread rapidly through social media platforms, online forums, and other digital channels. While some internet slang and memes have short lifespans and quickly fade away, others may persist and become part of mainstream culture.

1. "Despite the challenges, I am bless to have such wonderful friends and family by my side."
2. "Finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a published author. I am bless beyond words!"
3. "Just received news that I got accepted into my dream university. I am bless with this incredible opportunity."
4. "Today marks our 10th wedding anniversary. I am bless to have a partner who loves and supports me unconditionally."
5. "Even on the toughest days, I remind myself of the things that bring me joy. I am bless with a positive outlook on life."

These examples showcase how the phrase "I am bless" can be used to express gratitude, contentment, and acknowledgment of fortunate circumstances in various contexts.

by Shakezilla08 July 28, 2023

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god bless america

a dumb ass phrase
why not bless every nation

wouldnt god want that?

anyone who uses this phrase is ignorant and stupid

i hope someone drops a bomb on your house for being
1. a stupid american
2. number 1 is enough of a reason

God Bless American because im a selfish bitch who doesnt think about anything :)

by rude ass matt wertz you bitch March 7, 2004

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