biker guy

Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!

Oh shit look at biker guy and his scary tattoos i bet his mom thinks hes tough.

by DirtyDeeBrewer November 29, 2016

Boris Biker

A london cyclist on a bike from the new cycle-hire scheme set up by Boris Johnson

I was just driving down Euston Road when I almost hit a Boris Biker

by gab989 September 7, 2010

Tandem Bikers

One of those irritating couples that think they have to do everything together. Often won't hang out because their fellow biker has already made their plans for them. They may also coordinate outfits. The name suggests that they even choose their mode of transportation to feed their habits.

Ryan had to check with his girlfriend before he could RSVP, so I doubt he'll show. No doubt she already has plans for him to watch the Bachelorette or something. Fucking tandem bikers.

by Bro Ken Femur August 25, 2011

Low Banker

The most degrading and brutal insult known to man

“That guy Jonah is such a low banker”

by Nick&oscar December 24, 2019

road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

Binger

Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.

Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii

"That guy's a total Binger."

"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"

by IamHere92 November 15, 2021