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Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.
I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.
by Dantezeal September 29, 2010
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Bible Know

To know someone in the Bible is to have sex with them. So if you have sex with someone, you Bible Know them.
Paul:I know your sister
Adam:I Bible Know your sister
Paul: -__-
Adam: Yea thats right
by TheAdMan89 March 3, 2011
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Bible Zone

When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.
"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."
by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014
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swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.
Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.
by Falco3688 February 23, 2019
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
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bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper
man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.
by juliusceaser April 24, 2010
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bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009
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