If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.
"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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Guy 1 : Hey man, im outta beer. What are we gonna do now?
Guy 2: Its ok, theres a party in Great Bend is bound to have some.
Guy 2: Its ok, theres a party in Great Bend is bound to have some.
by Artimus Black July 30, 2008
Get the great bend mug.A poo bender is the act of dedicating a night out to poo'ing and in particular poo'ing hard. A poo bender can take place with ones self and a handful of laxatives or can be shared by friends a family in a more communal way.
Jon: Hey guys, did you hear Alex's is hosting a poo bender!
Scott: Yeah, hell yeah!
Sean: Ive got the laxatives someone grab the stools!
Scott: Yeah, hell yeah!
Sean: Ive got the laxatives someone grab the stools!
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In my experience it has a 98% success rate at getting a man's attention AND, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called "the bend and snap."
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