Bette Midler

When performing oral sex, a man (or woman) spreads the vagina and proceeds to blow directly into it. Also known as the "Wind Beneath My Wings."

When he gave me the Bette Midler, I knew it was true love.

by Mark & Lindsey June 17, 2004

You better don't

A way of saying "you'd better not do that" that is commonly used by uneducated people and as a joke phrase by many.

Tom: "I'm gonna steal your lunch from the fridge".

Alex: "You better don't!"

by Hammo & Fleur June 20, 2011

Jerome Bettis

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL

Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.

by SteelerJav May 28, 2006

better than awesome

a phrase used to describe Jason and Jacey, and anything they do together. "better than awesome" cannot be defined, because it's impossible to put into words how awesome it truly is.

She thinks he's better than awesome.

by Stella Dillard October 29, 2010

Bestestest Fwend

Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.

Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?

Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!

by bestestestfwend1 October 12, 2011

the better sex

Men (Just kidding).

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

Wetter the Better

Wetter the Better, when a woman is aroused she then becomes Wet; hence better for sex = Wertter yhr Better.

The wetter the better before we have sex.

by MicktheMick December 29, 2017