emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent

Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!

by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.

I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender

by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019

Brentwood bender

A bunch of proper fags who love to fist each other up the arse on the daily. They can't back shit and are all pussyholes.
Brentwood? more like bentwood.

I SAW THIS ONE GUY GIVING MAD HEAD IN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY.
HAD TO BE A Brentwood Bender

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019