I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

by Master Alexander July 11, 2010

dewey beach

One of the craziest places on the east coast by far. You can't walk a block without seeing a stumbling drunk person. A happy place to get drunk and high every night.People welcome you to their houses to party every night.

I'm headed to Dewey to get RAILED.

by Mikey Mike May 13, 2005

Beachside

Term used in Daytona Beach for the area east of the Halifax River, site of "The Worlds most famous beach" & the Ocean Center/Oceanwalk. Not to be confused with Beach St.(Downtown Daytona)

"Theres nothin to do here except chill over on Beachside"

by fresh386 July 18, 2009

north myrtle beach middle school

Nmbms aka north myrtle beach middle school is a popular school within horry county. The staff at the school are bad people. They try to expell every student after 5 incident referrals. The school takes bribes in money to change grades.

North myrtle beach middle school is a bad place.

by Devin gomez January 20, 2020

I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

northern beaches

a sick cunts place in sydney, know for druggo,eshay,and crazy partys, lots of surfies and manly footy fan. someone from western sydney would not of heard of the northern beaches. it goes from about bayview to terryhill, to seaforth to mona vale.

ayye brah you wanna go for a swim
yeah where
maybe mona vale
where is that
the northern beaches

by publics schools September 26, 2019

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008