Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

Based

The opposite of 'woke'

Dave is so based. Unlike Aaron, he doesn't form his opinions around what is considered most politically correct by others or according to how many perceived victims he seems to care about.

by Reckit January 13, 2021

country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

baked

stoned/ high, under the influence etc

*interesting fact: in melbourne, they say fried; in sydney we are baked not fried

i just smoked so much weed, i'm baked

by hairy-harry December 5, 2010

Baked Alaskan

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.

I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!

by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011

Baked manwich

when a guy farts in someones face and than gets his salad tossed, refers to homosexuals

That fag had a baked manwich for dinner.

by Ricky March 5, 2003

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005