bastard neck 

1.foreskin
2.A person who is an asshole.

My parents forgot to tell the doctor to
remove my bastard neck when I was born.

bastard neck by kracr September 26, 2003

bastard squad 

Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'

They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.

Dont drop the soap, here comes the bastard squad

When the bastard squad is around use a buttplug

bastard squad by Kunt February 25, 2004

Bastard Television 

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

Bastard Television by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

Bastard Line 

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

Bastard Line by expvideo October 7, 2008

Bastard Snooker 

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

Bastard Snooker by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

bastard shooter 

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

bastard shooter by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

bastard water by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016