1)An activity that people only attend to drink beer or eat shitty over priced food.
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
Let's go to the baseball game, and get hammered.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
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Baseball is the hardest sport ever!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!
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Lacrosse is much bette then freakin baseball because baseball takes no freakin skill and you cant have flo or have any bros
basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything
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lax plays in freakin anything
the objective of baseball is to be safe at home.
"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
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There is no female equivalent.
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