Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

Balto

The result of tight crotch pants, shorts, or underwear, wear the center seam separates the testicles in a visually obvious manner.

Man, these new jeans are givin'g me a terrible balto.

by UltimateLanguage June 12, 2018

Baltimore Footsies

Baltimore footsies is rubbing one's erect penis between another person's persons feet to the point of ejaculation.

He loves to fuck feet. That guy can play Baltimore footsies like five times a night!

by FUCK NUTT January 2, 2008

Baltimore

The city where the best weed and hoes are, we call it B'More down in MD.
The place where Tim Trees lives, the greatest rapper to walk this Earth.

Im headin down to Baltimore, get some Led Tims down there.

by Gust April 14, 2004

Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.

Baltimore Scraper

by Lil' Therm February 22, 2011

Baltimore

Baltimore is a crazy place to live. You can't have a car because it'll get stolen the next day probably by your neighbor. The steets are grimy and the crabs are amazing. Nothing is better than Baltimore crabs. It's got one nice lookn street and the rest is unbearable, but i still love it. Most people depend on football to get them into college and the football stadium towers over the brownstones and townhouses that create the bad ass city. The only goal we can say we accomplsihed is our 2001 super bowl title and the highest crime rate in America. No place more original. Oh and don't where a yankee's/Giants shirt or you wont get out alive.

if you don't like Baltimore you can suck my dick.

by Antler September 19, 2006

Baltimore Ravens

n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after

me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no

Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe

by dj jazzy jake d snake October 19, 2010