Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021

Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder

Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder

by Wavylife May 29, 2022

red boulder

'red boulder' is a person wearing a red mask, usually shaking his big black ass. He is highly influential in a discord server called United Activian Forces

Slava red boulder!

by redspyy May 19, 2023

Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024

Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods

by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025

Bollywood boulder

A big steamy fat and sloppy round turd

“Holy fuck poopjeet just shat out a massive Bollywood boulder”

by Starry saffy February 17, 2026

Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025