A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
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A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
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Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
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Teacher- "Whats the definition of extraneous root?"
Smarty-" a number that is not a solution of the given equation"
Rest of class- "you book licker!!!!"
Smarty-" a number that is not a solution of the given equation"
Rest of class- "you book licker!!!!"
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A mixture of (but not limited to) mold, condensation, urine, deteriorating paper and dying childhood dreams.
A mixture of (but not limited to) mold, condensation, urine, deteriorating paper and dying childhood dreams.
by lennlish March 3, 2010
Get the book death mug.A seemingly slow college bro with a surprising amount of knowledge stored inside him. He doesn't acknowledge it, but brings it up when he feels that it's necessary.
Chad: yo that party was like, totally radical!
Adam: dude, doesn't that word have, like, negative connotations? If you're talking about a political party then that scentence could really be interpreted the wrong way, man.
Chad: wtf? You're such a book bro, man.
Adam: dude, doesn't that word have, like, negative connotations? If you're talking about a political party then that scentence could really be interpreted the wrong way, man.
Chad: wtf? You're such a book bro, man.
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