Blapkin

Putting a napkin in someone's mouth and ejaculating in it

I gave this chick the fattest Blapkin!

by Spefunk November 2, 2021

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Stop Barking

A phrase spoken by a boy who is so 8745, is Kingston. This is the motto of Kingston.

Kingston: Stop Barking!

by Savio Lo 1A (18) June 26, 2021

blackink001

Originated from a buttmunch somewhere in The World. Often miscontrued for something uber-l337 or above par, actually blows unbelievable amounts of penis hair.

Avoid use at all costs.

blackink001 is a virus upon this world

I wish blackink001 would suck on my penis hair...

YOU'RE SUCH A BLACKINK001!

by Davey Ritchets August 7, 2004

bladkins

A term derived from 'blad' or 'blood' with brotherly connontations. Created in the thanet area by the artist formerly know as Nellstaa.

"A'it bladkins"
"Safety bladkins"

by nelly April 4, 2005

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

blacking

V. To be lying; to be kidding.

Man 1: So, I finally asked her out and she said 'yes'.
Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.

by Across the Boarder March 1, 2007