Awkward Tunnel

A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.

Awkward tunnel ritual:

N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?

J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!

(person walks in) (silence)

...

(person exits)

NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!

by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam April 2, 2011

awkward corner

The place you go to hide your awkwardness from others. An area to be wierd by yourself.

Rose constantly lives in her awkward corner.

by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ November 14, 2016

The Awkward Turtle

A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.

Paul found Mary very unattractive, but he was horny, so they just did the awkward turtle.

by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009

Awkward Condor

to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.

slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow

Rachel: " how was your night last night"

Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"

Rachel" " what did you see?"

Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"

Rachel : * gasp*

by britnaynay February 14, 2010

Awkward Starfishing

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.

Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011

Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

awkward indian

the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.

Did you see Jesse pull the awkward indian last night? It' funny because she's a Cherokee.

by higgins & steckel January 1, 2006