astrawlogy

Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.

I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

astrawnomy

A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.

I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

Astramaphobic

When you don’t feel happy but you don’t feel sad but you don’t know how to explain the way you feel

Bro I don’t feel sad but I don’t feel happy I’m Astramaphobic

by Siranti January 24, 2022

Astra

An agent on VALORANT that needs a rework.

Astra is basically Killjoy on steriods because you can’t break her util.

by Comikazie January 25, 2022

Astra

ur mom
hair
never not wears a hoodie

Astra
CHEESE
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over meins

by iclpmotspmots March 3, 2022

Atracitated

Confused beyond the world and wonders

I feel atracitated from the sheer number of words

by Intelgent_man March 6, 2022

astralyst

astralyst is an amazaing person! They're hilarious, and VERY talented.

- "GIRL, did you see astralyst's new video? It's so funny, I rewatched it like a THOUSAND times!"

- "WOW! No I didn't! SHOW ME RN!!!11!!"

by yaholek! May 1, 2022