Autocorrupt

Autocorrupt is the action taken by your smartphone when texting that changes words that are spelled perfectly and are being used in proper context to words that will now make it appear like your grasp on the English language is as loose as one's bowels after eating at Taco Bell. What was once singular will now become plural and visa versa. Present tense will become past tense. Spaces between words will be replaced with letters like "v" and "b". Even whole words will be changed without any rhyme or reason. What was once a useful tool to help with spelling has now become a mechanism to confuse everyone you text and convince them you are drunker than a skunk.

Typing "Glad I won't have it for long" turns into "Glad Ibwon't have it for long."
Typing "Your text this morning put a big grin on my face." turns into "Your text this morning put a big going on my face."
Typing "Texting slowing you down?" turns into "Texting showing you down?"
Typing "If I do decide to bail after talking..." turns into "If I do decide to build after talking..."
Typing "Autocorrupt strikes again!" turns into "Autocorrupt strike again!"

by Hezry September 15, 2023

bad autocorrect

When autocorrect gets a word very very wrong and you meant to say something else.

Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect

by W Rich March 5, 2021

Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

by secretuser420 December 5, 2022

Autobots

When a weird group of kids follow each other closely and always seem to stick together no matter where they are going or what they are doing.

"Those autobots at school are so weird"

by raiderkid April 25, 2009

Autocoitus

The act of self masturbation by either a male or female.

Auto: Self
Coitus: Sex

We all know it's physically impossible to have sex with yourself, therefore the act closest to sex with yourself is masturbation... aka: Autocoitus.

Until being caught by her mother, after breaking up with her boyfriend, Jessica spent her weekends alone having autocoitus.

by SmokeyBear November 25, 2013

automobiliality

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm

Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.

by CraziPali December 22, 2009

Autodome

Road head; a blowjob performed in a car.

She wouldn't stay over, but she gave me some mad autodome when I drove her home.

by J-Bone Killah May 5, 2006