Dark Armed Dragon

the charlie sheen of yugioh cards

me: I summon my dark armed dragon remove my 3 monsters from play and attack for game

opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dark armed dragon: duh, winning

me: HOLY *** ON A *** SANDWICH MY CARD CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by foopahfan June 14, 2011

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008

armada

An offensive word used for anything and everything offensive all at the one time.

Person 1: hey you're such a bitch / slut / loser / tool / nerd / skank / hoe / freak / fatperson.. etc
Person 2: You mean I'm an armada?!?!
Person 1: yeah, pretty much
Person 2: I'm gonna go die in a rectum now.

by emz-n-ez November 23, 2006

nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

by Lady Jay August 6, 2006

armored

To be ready for something, usually in the sense of having prepared for such a situation in advance.

That chick tried to dis Caleb bad, but he was totally armored for that kinda shit.

by Peter D. October 21, 2005

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

Armony

A friendly and nice person, she is beautifull she is the funniest person un the room. Her friends can trust her with everything, she is intelligent but she falls in love easilly, she loves to met knew people

She loves to party! 𝔸𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 ♡

𝕎𝕠𝕨- 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟-? ℕ𝕠 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕦 :>
Armony is a really pretty name

by 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕟||:𝟛|| August 16, 2020