Apples

Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST

-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!

by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 7, 2010

apple

Head of a man's penis.

Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.

by InternetPlayer January 15, 2007

appling

The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.

After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.

by eljakeo April 11, 2005

apple

a scrumptious fruit

princess mia bit into the red apple. What a scrumptious fruit! she thought

by jungobananas August 5, 2008

apple

The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world.

If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.

by Mr. Hamster Man December 1, 2009

apple

oral sex usually referring to a blow job

the prostitute down the block will give u an apple for five bucks

by sepatah September 22, 2005

apple

The part of the eye, as yet undiscovered by scientists, which reveals loving feelings for others, usually family members, close friends and sometimes, even school kids.

you are the apple of my eye

by drummunkey November 28, 2010