when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls
by balls364637 March 25, 2010
When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. November 24, 2008
by Lyzea’ March 22, 2019
Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 19, 2009
When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
by Freakishly tall couple January 20, 2008
When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
by M2B2D2 March 28, 2015
Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
by Mountie09 May 21, 2009