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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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mixed answers

There is no straight answer to what something is on the Urban Dictionary, it only gives mixed answers!
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love is the answer

Love ๐Ÿ’š
is the answer
,love ๐Ÿ’•
Is the key ๐Ÿ”‘

if tru love is wot u yearn 4 ... ๐Ÿ”

Ull find true love here ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”“๐Ÿ”
w/ or w/o me ๐Ÿ’จ
(duznt mtr 2 me - if ur safe 4 once,im happy 4 u) ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค
love is the answer
2 everythng ๐ŸŒŒ
by Laanaa238 January 25, 2025
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exam answers

Are you trying to cheat? are you really that dumb that you can't just sit down and study for like 2 hours, how do you expect to pass and go to Harvard huh?
person: I am so lazy i can't study for 2 hours for my upcoming exam
Person: *searches in google for exam answers*
by do you need my name? October 3, 2023
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the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings
When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.
by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015
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Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid
Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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a big answer

When some makes โ€˜a big askโ€™ of you and you deliver in a major way. a big ask, big ask, big answer, deliver, get r done, get it done, taking care of business, handle your business, doing work, helping
When I asked you to take care of my kids for a year while I went to rehab was a big ask. You took care of them and started a college fund for them. You delivered a big answer. Thanks!
by joecoolthefool June 5, 2019
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