Analyst

Somebody who doesn't know anything

Analysts at the rating agency gave Lehman Brothers an AAA rating.

by hlm666 December 23, 2011

post anal drip

Secretions produced following anal sex.

There was a stain on the matress from Julie's post anal drip.

by Floyd Dangle May 9, 2006

Anal assault

When you're pounding a girl so hard in the ass that she presses charges

I have to go to court tomorrow because shaniqua charged me with anal assault

by The_abbot26 June 4, 2013

anal vape

The act of sticking a vaporizer in your asshole and then proceeding to blow clouds using only your anus muscles

Let's go anal vape in the bathroom

by Jewish Pubes February 2, 2016

Anal rain dance

A fictional sex act created by Kurt Sutter, who admittedly created this phrase to be used on his show Sons of Anarchy yet get around the censors. Sutter may know it's true meaning since he's the creator but all he will provide as a clue is a tight-lipped "it's not a real thing....I made it up to say on the show and not get it censored."

Anal rain dance is a sexual term used on the show Sons of Anarchy, but showrunner Kurt Sutter says he made it up to avoid censorship.

Some of those porn scenes on Sons of Anarchy look like they're about to lead to an Anal Rain Dance!!

Georgie Caruso ruined Louann Delaney's business and then killed her just after the SOA members got it turned back around to make a profit; I bet no more Anal Rain Dances were filmed in Charming after the club got rid of Georgie!!!

by LBM1985 May 29, 2018

bootleg anal

Bootleg Anal is when a woman cant adequetely take/recieve more than the tip of a mans penis in her anal cavity. It counts as anal sex, but much pleasure isnt derived from the act.

"Did you go home with Stacey last nite"?

"Yeah...we hooked up. she was on her period, so I got some bootleg anal. she was pretty drunk but it was still difficult".

by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010

anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005