Alden

Alden is a caring and a friend you would want to have... I have no words for he will do whatever it takes for his friends to be happy... Thanks Alden!

Alden is a noble boy

by LOLGAMIN September 12, 2020

alien toe

the male genitalia...

1. She liked to suck on his alien toe while he drove his big green truck. 2. He wacked his alien toe onto her toe cheese. 3. I made noises while working out like I was being mounted by his alien toe.

by mambam23 August 20, 2008

alien

One who fails to conform to earth's normal customs and courtesies. There every action and comment would lead a resonable person to believe they are from another planet.
AKA martian

Dick: "That SGT P breaks our balls over the stupidest shit"
Jane: "Yea what a fuckin alien"

Jane: "LT K denied me the day off last night and there was plenty of people in"
Dick: "What do you expect he's a fuckin alien"

by earthling77 February 16, 2010

Alien Ant Farm

A pretty good band. Vocals are awesome, guitars are nice and loud, bass guitar owns some of the songs. The Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal" is one of their good songs, but is the only one to really be publicized. Their heavier stuff is damn good. They have only two albums out: ANThology and truANT

Good heavy songs: Courage, Wish, S.S. Recognize

by somyongai December 11, 2004

Alien 3

Film made in 1993, directed by David Fincher. This is the third installment of the Alien series. This film takes place on Fiorna 'Fury' 161, a correctional facility, home to many convicted felons. Ripley, Cpl. Dwayne Hicks, Newt, and Bishop crash land on Fury in an EEV. Ripley is the only survivor, the others all did not survive the crash. Ripley's ship brought along a lone egg, which when hatched, attached to one of the inmates dogs. When the alien had burst out of the dog, it began its massacre. Ripley had to rally the inmates to help her stop the alien. Ripley then finds out she has a queen alien inside of her. With no weapons in the facility, the inmates are forced to use their leadworks as the only means of stopping the alien. After the alien was finally stoped only Ripley and a couple on inmates were left alive. Then the company along with a few representatives came to Fury, in hopes of taking the xenomorph back with them, for study. Ripley knows the consciquences of this, and she throws herself into a reactor, killing her along with the alien queen.

Alien 3 was pretty amazing.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

alien ant farm

A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.

Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"

Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."

by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006

Absent

Incorrect spelling/reference to "absinthe," a distilled, highly-alcoholic beverage.

Idiot: I went on Urban Dictionary to define this crazy drink I had last night called "absent."

Idiot's friend: Dude, you mean "absinthe."

Idiot: I do?

by SpellingPoliceEU March 3, 2009