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Alaskan Flounder Basket

Lawrence gave Latoya an Alaskan Flounder Basket. Afterwards they went to Long John Silvers and repeated the exercise.
by J-Beize April 30, 2009
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alaska

1. 49th state.
2. Home of the Matinuska ThunderFuck Wacky Tobaccy.
by Hal69 June 25, 2003
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Alaskan Gold Rush

When someone is sleeping, you ejaculate in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow.
I gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night
by brokencondom May 8, 2006
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Alaskan Sewer Pipe

Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.
Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .
by kara herron May 24, 2011
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Alaskan parachute

The act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scrotum, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.
Man 1 - Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Man 2 - Yeah lets do this Alaskan parachute thing.
Man 1 - Sure!
by YouTubeRekakLive March 22, 2012
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alakazam

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008
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Alaskan Salmon Grabber

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010
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