Al Qaeda

A Bunch of fucking towelheads.

- Whats this i hear about the Al Qaeda on the news.

- i think they bought new towels for their heads or something, fuckin assholes.

by Patrick O' Hoolahan December 4, 2010

Al Dente

The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.

Also:

A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.

Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!

by BobRyder June 18, 2007

Al Capowned

Something u say when u totaly ownd someone and u want to laugh at them and make them feel bad.

L77T: omg, u owndz me in teh cs.
OwNaGe: AL CAPOWNED!!!

by xsupercat8000 February 2, 2005

Al Behd

The Al Bhed language is a fictional language from the role-playing video game Final Fantasy X and its sequel Final Fantasy X-2.

Here is how to convert English to Al Bheh:
Simple Substitution of letters:

English: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Al Bhed: YPLTAVKREZGMSHUBXNCDIJFQOW

For example, "you" in English is rendered as "oui" in Al Behd:

Y = O
O = U
U = I

by t0Ri July 2, 2006

al palato

"Soft" or "well done" when referred to pasta. Opposite of "al dente".

Literally, "al palato" means "to the palate". Palate is the upper part of the mouth that in combination with the upward tongue pressure can be used to chew soft foods. Most applicable to those who are missing teeth (or awaiting for them to grow for that matter).

The second definition of the word "palato" is "taste". So it can be interpreted as "to the taste" as well :)

- Can I have an order of penne ala vodka al palato to go, please?
- Yes, you can wait at the table outstairs.

by ultrabutter October 21, 2010

al-Roker

The black member of the al-Queda that is usually the prankster of the group.

Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."

by Mepman April 18, 2012

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017