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Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021
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Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old
Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now
by Some Cuck October 5, 2018
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Homesick Abortion

When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.
Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."

Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?

Person 1- "She's pressing charges."
by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 9, 2017
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adoption

taking a familyless child into one's home and family, to care for it as one's own.
A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.
by Child Hatter May 27, 2003
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adoption

adoption is the practice of one family raising a child born to another family. All parties in the "adoption triad" -- the three groups consisting of the birth parent(s), adoptive parent(s) and adoptee -- are grieving in some way. The baby or young child who is adopted grieves for the loss of their biologic family, and this feeling of isolation and loss can be life-lone, no matter how loving the adoptive family is. The birth parents grieve for the child they gave up (willingly or unwillingly). And the adoptive parents grieve (often for years) over being unable to have children "of their own" before they adopt -- or they think they are "saving" a child from an awful life, and can be quite disappointed if the adopted child is not perfect. visit www.bastardnation.com for more on all sides of the adoption question.
Adoption builds families while at the same time destroying them.
by reddogdallas January 27, 2005
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Abortion Launchpad

An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.
I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.
by Rascapopolist July 25, 2011
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male abortion

Where a man is kick in the balls so hard his testicles pop
Guy 1: "Hey why is John lying on the floor crying"
Guy 2: "Because Jessica gave him a male abortion"
by PhonyZebra March 15, 2016
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