San Antonio Curly Fry

when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls

I San Antonio Curly Fry'd that bitch

by balls364637 March 24, 2010

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

Luis Antonio Perez the second

The cutest thing ever :~)). Also, they give you rice.
Synonym: Tony

Luis Antonio Perez the second is soooo sweet and the cutest thing to exist in my eyes!

by Lyzea’ March 22, 2019

San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

by Drpun May 18, 2009

San Antonio Stuffy nose

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.

1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

Mt. San Antonio College

Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.

It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.

Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"

Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."

by Mountie09 May 21, 2009