aljosa

Hella gay man

that aljosa is hella gay

by Lmaodespacito August 8, 2018

Aldosexual

alcoholic hooker

that aldosexual is such a whore

by emolesbica July 26, 2009

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005

Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan

1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!

by scottysullivan October 6, 2006

Alps

A mountain range in Switzerland

I went to the Alps

by bill November 20, 2002

almostfamous

Exactly what it says. Being "almost" famous. A term that should be adopted by all those passionate of theatre and film or the performing arts at large. This term should only be granted to those who give 200% and believe in themselves that they will one day be able to drop the "almost" from the hearformentioned title.

" I am almostfamous!"

by Ja9 September 25, 2005