Almond

In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!

"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"

by Smart Ass 137 July 29, 2012

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Almor

The best renegade player ever

I wish I could be as good as Almor

by AlmorsTheBest July 10, 2004

Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.

Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020

almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

by Tim Langan January 6, 2008

Alfography

To learn your ABC'S and about the world at the same time.

"ok children, its time to learn alfography"

by ASDFGHJKLL;' November 1, 2016

almosse

A very fat ass dude with a very small dick . Usually eats ass and loves blondes. Also is very nice and mean at the same time. A very good atthlete for his size

I rather be David with a big dick but I'm an almosse with a small dick

by Zambimo March 15, 2017