Alex is a very Fond guy. He is very dreamy and has a lot of energy and enthusiasm. He is known for his personality, beautiful eyes, and talent for bagging target bags, which is also his best quality. He is the only one you should let bag your target bags. Alex is a god.
A girl that is really short and looks really young. She's so cute that everyone feels the need to do whatever she tells them to, even as they make fun of other people that listen to her, because they don't even realize that they have succumb to her evil mind control. Get clost to an Alex and lose all free will.
Alex: Mike, can you get me a Coke please?
Mike: Sure.
Alex: Zach, can you make me dinner?
Zach: Sure.
Mike: Ha, I can't believe that you're doing what she says. You're such a pushover.
So cute. So adorable. So sweaty. His voice is so deep. Its like crunchy peanut butter from whole foods. So salty from the sweat. He'll put you to sleep with his clueless voice of a 80 year old jazz singer. Alex enjoys wearing vests and looking dapper. Incredibly adept at modeling victoria's secret poses. Enjoys creepy angel statues.
Kid 1: Have you seen Alex today?
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.
Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.
Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish