alex

The sexiest vampire that you ever could meet. Thrives off blood and loves biting.

:Question:Whos that guy over there who's so damn sexy biting that girls neck?
:answer:Oh thats just alex.

by sexymama201 June 17, 2008

Alex

Alex is a very Fond guy. He is very dreamy and has a lot of energy and enthusiasm. He is known for his personality, beautiful eyes, and talent for bagging target bags, which is also his best quality. He is the only one you should let bag your target bags. Alex is a god.

Oh my god, Is that Alex from target, I would let him scan my bags anyday

by MickMagee123 November 2, 2014

alex

a fat bitch ass nigga pulls no bitches jealous as fuck never stops eating dick

jealous for a girl that will never like him

evelyn: alex is a bitch

alvin" i know fuck him
hector" he hella gay
isaiah: he suck dick

by alexander small peepee December 17, 2019

alex

any amazing girl who is really nice and kind has good personality and boobs and is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AF

"Dude did u see Alex"
"YESSS She is soooo HOT!!"

by sportsmodel October 16, 2018

Alex

Alex is a name. ITS MY NAME. wow such name.

Hi im Alex

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Alex

A girl that is really short and looks really young. She's so cute that everyone feels the need to do whatever she tells them to, even as they make fun of other people that listen to her, because they don't even realize that they have succumb to her evil mind control. Get clost to an Alex and lose all free will.

Alex: Mike, can you get me a Coke please?
Mike: Sure.
Alex: Zach, can you make me dinner?
Zach: Sure.
Mike: Ha, I can't believe that you're doing what she says. You're such a pushover.

by A_random_person July 14, 2010

Alex

So cute. So adorable. So sweaty. His voice is so deep. Its like crunchy peanut butter from whole foods. So salty from the sweat. He'll put you to sleep with his clueless voice of a 80 year old jazz singer. Alex enjoys wearing vests and looking dapper. Incredibly adept at modeling victoria's secret poses. Enjoys creepy angel statues.

Kid 1: Have you seen Alex today?
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.

Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.

Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish

by Theresa12345 October 16, 2012