Melon Head

Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.
Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?
by Will McDunn September 16, 2005
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Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.
"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
by xDreaMxSilencEx October 15, 2010
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Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
by bootyfaceheadbutt August 11, 2005
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melon head

Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter
random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head
by Djsmoohty September 22, 2009
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Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.
by PeanutMelonKing June 01, 2011
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crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/
Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.
by ThePants May 28, 2005
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dirty melon

A really small round ass
I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!
by Steezy J October 16, 2010
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