a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
by And1Axel April 7, 2010
Get the jew sockmug. 1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
by T.Hunter February 21, 2022
Get the Crypto Jewmug. The act of being named Seth while being 100% Jewish on a daily basis. One could qualify Seth the Jew as the biggest stingiest motherfucker one could meet in their lifetime. At times, Seth the Jew may ask you to put Sears Boxing Day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off - however, should you ask him to "front" you a 1/4 of Marijuana (valued at $50 until payday - 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total Jewishness.
Juicy: Yo, can you spot some Marijane? You did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my Sears Mastercard on Boxing Day!
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 4, 2014
Get the Seth the Jewmug. A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.
That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.
by TST-3M January 14, 2010
Get the Booth Jewmug. by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009
Get the Jew crackersmug. by porprock May 16, 2007
Get the Mountain Jewmug. a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show "The OC".
Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.
by JHP<3 October 8, 2005
Get the Jew fromug.