Sharp as a mop 

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

Sharp as a mop by urban-grl June 25, 2016

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Shake a tower 

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.

"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."

Shake a tower by Chingon December 16, 2005

Shake it like a red nose

To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.

Shake it like a red nose

Shake it like a red nose by FadiG November 25, 2013

Shaz and a Maz 

Simply to masturbate whilst in the shower.
Western Australian slang;
Shaz = Shower.
Maz = Masturbate.
These words do not have to be used together and can also be used singularly, to abbreviate the respective words.

1)
Person 1: "I'm off for a shaz and a maz."

2)
Person 1: "I'm off for a maz."
Person 2: "I'm off for a shaz."

Shaz and a Maz by --Daniel October 15, 2009

Shake the money tree in a wine cave 

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.

Shake the money tree in a wine cave by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019

Fre Sh A Voca Do 

Pronounced "Free Shh A Voca Doo"
Fre-sh-a-voca-do is a vine that is trending.

Imagine yourself in this situation:

"hey wat you wanna eat?" -Friend
"lets go to del taco." -You
"wat u wanna eat? - Friend
"Fre Sh A Voca Do." -You
"Fuck you nigguh." -Friend

Fre Sh A Voca Do by ImadeIsIs May 14, 2016